Valentine Day Funny Facebook Status|Funny Valentine Status Updates..

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Updated Today:::

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Valentines day. Another great holiday to remind some of us how truly alone we are.

2)
wants to remind you that nothing says “I love you” more than somebody else’s words mass produced on re-cycled paper.
3)
already killed some helpless flowers for you… what else do you want?
4)
Why do I need a date for Valentine’s Day? I can buy my own damn flowers & box of chocolate…
5)
says on this Valentines days… Please don’t make me choose between you and porn.
6)

says, “you make me feel dead inside”… Happy Valentines Day.

7)
says let’s make February 15th OUR valentines day.
8)
Today I already killed some helpless flowers for you… what else do you want?
9)
I’m single, anyone want to put a ring on it! *wink wink*
10)
“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.”
11)
“Once you have loved someone, you’d do anything in the world for them… except love them again.”

12)

“Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end.

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“No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.”

14)

“An old man who marries a young wife grows younger – but she grows older.”
15)

A lady of 47 who has been married 27 years and has six children knows what love really is and once described it for me like this: ‘Love is what you’ve been through with somebody.’”

16)

“It does not matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you do not do it in the street and frighten the horses.”

17)

“Women like me because I make them laugh. And what is an orgasm, except laughter of the loins?”
18)

“There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.”

19)

“To laugh often and love much… to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others, to give one’s self… this is to have succeeded.”

Funny Valentine Poems:

1)

Facebook says I’m single
But that’s not really true.
My heart belongs to someone,
And that someone is you.
We’d make a great couple,
Jealous folk would hate us,
So please give me a reason
To update my status.

2)
Take me somewhere nice tonightWe’ll have a cosy chat,
Any place that doesn’t ask,
‘Do you want any fries with that?’
3)
I have something to say that I
Hope won’t go to your head.
You’re handsome, witty, charming,
And very good in bed.
4)
Since my Valentine got a computerMy love life has taken a hit.
Nothing I say is important
Unless it’s a byte or a bit.
5)I am your mystery valentine,Your secret admirer.
I’m rich, good-looking, sexy,
And a compulsive liar.
6)
Some girls don’t need flowers from their man,Some girls complain chocolates make them fat,
Some girls do not need big romantic gestures,
Please be advised that I am not like that!

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Comments

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