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3)already killed some helpless flowers for you... what else do you want?
5)says on this Valentines days... Please don't make me choose between you and porn.
6)says, "you make me feel dead inside"... Happy Valentines Day.
(10)"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
(11)"Once you have loved someone, you'd do anything in the world for them... except love them again."
(12)"Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end.
(13)"No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying."
(14)"An old man who marries a young wife grows younger - but she grows older."
(15)A lady of 47 who has been married 27 years and has six children knows what love really is and once described it for me like this: 'Love is what you've been through with somebody.'"
(16)"It does not matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you do not do it in the street and frighten the horses."
(17)"Women like me because I make them laugh. And what is an orgasm, except laughter of the loins?"
(18)"There will be sex after death, we just won't be able to feel it."
(19)"To laugh often and love much... to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others, to give one's self... this is to have succeeded."
Funny Valentine Poems..
But that's not really true.
My heart belongs to someone,
And that someone is you.
We'd make a great couple,
Jealous folk would hate us,
So please give me a reason
To update my status.
Any place that doesn't ask,
'Do you want any fries with that?'
You're handsome, witty, charming,
And very good in bed.
Nothing I say is important
Unless it's a byte or a bit.
I'm rich, good-looking, sexy,
And a compulsive liar.
Some girls do not need big romantic gestures,
Please be advised that I am not like that!
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